Like do these kinds of lines even work any more. Also, I'm pretty sure these types send THE SAME MESSAGE to a number of women and hope ANYONE bites.
NEXT.
Tuesday, February 9, 2016
These Guys Tho
Just a quick update to leave you with these:
These crack me up EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.
Like do these kinds of lines even work any more. Also, I'm pretty sure these types send THE SAME MESSAGE to a number of women and hope ANYONE bites.
NEXT.
Like do these kinds of lines even work any more. Also, I'm pretty sure these types send THE SAME MESSAGE to a number of women and hope ANYONE bites.
NEXT.
Thursday, February 4, 2016
The Bearded One
Ok dearest readers I have been on a dating rampage lately, but they have been too good to really blog about...I mean, who REALLY wants to read about good dates...amirite. Bad dates make the best stories...this one may disappoint, but it's current...
I had gotten very frustrated with another potential (more on that almost 6 week saga later) and logged back on to that trusty Plenty of Fish, you know the one, free, full of creepers who are looking for one night stands because apparently the bar is no longer full of intoxicated people with low inhibitions. Go there, punks. Let me live my life on Plenty of Fish.
Anyhow, I start talking to this gentleman. He has more facial hair than I really care for, but I have realized that some things are fixable...we CAN change them ladies! And in one of his pics he cleaned up really well. We exchanged a couple of emails and then phone numbers and text messages. Once a man has your phone he can now find you on snap chat - which started with terrible intentions, but I use it to exchange double chin pictures with my family #donthate
He finds me on snap. He's appropriate and funny. He asks me to brunch for the VERY.NEXT.DAY. Home boy wastes no time. I appreciate that - get to the point let's see if I can sit across the table from you for a meal.
The next day came and guess what?! MY CAR WOULDN'T START. Something about sub zero temperatures. I send an immediate text to the Bearded One and tell him NOT to meet me there because my car wasn't starting and I had to cancel. Just then my phone rang - I bet you can guess who it was -- THE GUY! He asked for my address and stated that he would pick me up in 20 minutes. What a guy! Or he's been cat fished enough times that he was like NOT TODAY.
The date was nothing you want to hear about. He was a good guy. He does play Magic cards and attends Comic Con (not really my thang, but whatevs). He picked up the tab and when we got back to his car he opened my car door - I was all glad I tried this one out. He dropped me off at home and helped me start my car. See, I told you you didn't want to hear about this one.
Sometimes I like to see how long before a guy follows up following a date. This one took approximately 15 minutes before sending me a snap chat video saying he had a good time. And you know what SO.DID.I, but a snapchat video? C'mon. We agree that we are going to hang out again sometime. And guess how often I hear from him now? EVERY.SINGLE.DAY. Guess how many times he's invited me out again...you guessed it! ZERO.
I don't know that I'm interested, but I'd be interested in a second date. What I'm NOT interested in are the 7 second snaps of nothing I receive on a daily basis - like are we doing this or not. Don't waste my life.
I'll probably marry this one.
I had gotten very frustrated with another potential (more on that almost 6 week saga later) and logged back on to that trusty Plenty of Fish, you know the one, free, full of creepers who are looking for one night stands because apparently the bar is no longer full of intoxicated people with low inhibitions. Go there, punks. Let me live my life on Plenty of Fish.
Anyhow, I start talking to this gentleman. He has more facial hair than I really care for, but I have realized that some things are fixable...we CAN change them ladies! And in one of his pics he cleaned up really well. We exchanged a couple of emails and then phone numbers and text messages. Once a man has your phone he can now find you on snap chat - which started with terrible intentions, but I use it to exchange double chin pictures with my family #donthate
He finds me on snap. He's appropriate and funny. He asks me to brunch for the VERY.NEXT.DAY. Home boy wastes no time. I appreciate that - get to the point let's see if I can sit across the table from you for a meal.
The next day came and guess what?! MY CAR WOULDN'T START. Something about sub zero temperatures. I send an immediate text to the Bearded One and tell him NOT to meet me there because my car wasn't starting and I had to cancel. Just then my phone rang - I bet you can guess who it was -- THE GUY! He asked for my address and stated that he would pick me up in 20 minutes. What a guy! Or he's been cat fished enough times that he was like NOT TODAY.
The date was nothing you want to hear about. He was a good guy. He does play Magic cards and attends Comic Con (not really my thang, but whatevs). He picked up the tab and when we got back to his car he opened my car door - I was all glad I tried this one out. He dropped me off at home and helped me start my car. See, I told you you didn't want to hear about this one.
Sometimes I like to see how long before a guy follows up following a date. This one took approximately 15 minutes before sending me a snap chat video saying he had a good time. And you know what SO.DID.I, but a snapchat video? C'mon. We agree that we are going to hang out again sometime. And guess how often I hear from him now? EVERY.SINGLE.DAY. Guess how many times he's invited me out again...you guessed it! ZERO.
I don't know that I'm interested, but I'd be interested in a second date. What I'm NOT interested in are the 7 second snaps of nothing I receive on a daily basis - like are we doing this or not. Don't waste my life.
I'll probably marry this one.
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